Currently two slogans are available printed on regular white shirts for men and white baby T's for women. The Life Sucks Racing logo is printed on the front of the shirt with slogan printed on the back. Please click on a slogan for more info.

1. FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO FILL THEIR BOTTLE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

2. FOR THOSE WHO MAKE THEIR OWN AFTERMARKET PARTS LIFE SUCKS RACING!

3. FOR THOSE WHO RACE ON 87 OCTANE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

4. FOR THOSE WHO SELL THEIR AIR BAG TO RACE THEIR CAR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

5. FOR THOSE WHO RACE WITH OVER 100,000 MILES ON THEIR SPEEDOMETER...LIFE SUCKS RACING!

6. FOR THOSE WHO RACE ON JUNKYARD ENGINES LIFE SUCKS RACING!

7. FOR THOSE WHO GO TO RACING EVENTS AND PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE TO GET IN FREE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

8. IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR A GIRL, BUT SPEND IT ON YOUR CAR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

9. WHEN YOU DREAM ABOUT YOUR CAR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

10. IF YOU RACE ON USED TIRES YOUR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

11. IF THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW YOU WORK AT THE JUNKYARD LIFE SUCKS RACING!

12. IF YOU'VE GOT A RACE CAR, BUT NO TRAILER OR TRUCK TO TOW IT WITH LIFE SUCKS RACING!

13. IF YOU GO TO THE STREET RACES WITH OUT YOUR RACE CAR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

14. IF YOU THINK ANY CAR UNDER $1500 DOLLARS IS A GOOD CAR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

15. IF YOU HATE YOUR JOB, YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU, AND YOUR RACE CAR BLEW UP LIFE SUCKS RACING!

16. IF YOU START YOU LIFE WITH 3 CARS, BUT NOW HAVE 1 LIFE SUCKS RACING!

17. IF YOUR LIFE ONLY MAKES SENSE WHEN YOUR RACING LIFE SUCKS RACING!

18. IF YOU LIE ABOUT HOW FAST YOUR CAR IS LIFE SUCKS RACING!

19. IF YOU HAVE 3 CARS AND NONE OF THEM WORK LIFE SUCKS RACING!

20. IF YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT LIFE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT SUCKS LIFE SUCKS RACING!

21. IF NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOUR LIFE GOES NOWHERE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

22. IF YOU GO TO THE JUNKYARD TO GET RIMS FOR YOUR CAR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

23. IF YOU RACE ON USED PARTS LIFE SUCKS RACING!

24. FOR THOSE WHO WILL RACE UNTIL SOMEONE CRASHES LIFE SUCKS RACING!

25. IF YOU SPEND 4 YEARS IN JUNIOR COLLEGE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

26. IF YOU DROVE A TOYOTA TRUCK ON THE HOT ROD POWER TOUR LIFE SUCKS RACING!

27. IF RACING TO YOU IS A LIFESTYLE NOT A HOBBY LIFE SUCKS RACING!

28. LIFE IS DIFFERENT EVERYDAY, BUT STILL SUCKS LIFE SUCKS RACING!

29. IF EVERY YEAR YOU SAY YOUR RACE CAR IS GOING TO GET FASTER, BUT DOESN'T LIFE SUCKS RACING!

30. IF YOUR PARENTS DON'T SUPPORT YOUR RACING HABIT. LIFE SUCKS RACING!

31. IF YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE A BIG LOSER. LIFE SUCKS RACING!

32. IF YOU CHEW A HALF PIECE OF GUM FOR AT LEAST 8 HOUR SO YOU DON'T WASTE IT LIFE SUCKS RACING!

33. IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED UNTIL YOUR RACE CAR IS RUNNING LIFE SUCKS RACING!

34. IF YOU BORROW ENGINES TO RACE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

35. IF YOU PREFER TO KICK-IT ALONE LIFE SUCKS RACING!

36. IF ANYTHING ON YOUR CAR IS HELD TOGETHER WITH VISEGRIPS LIFE SUCKS RACING!

37. IF IT WON'T MAKE YOUR CAR GO FASTER YOU WON'T BUY IT LIFE SUCKS RACING!

38. IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOU CAR GO FASTER LIFE SUCKS RACING!